Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Banned For Farting

Something Nat & Ryan (see below) will have to put up with for the next 18 years, is something customers at a social club in Devon refused to put up with any longer.

A 77 year old man has been told to leave the premises whenever he needs to break wind as he was offending other people.

Quite fantastically, he said "I think someone has complained about the noise. I am a loud farter, but there is no smell." Which probably means that while his hearing is still working, his sense of smell has stopped completely.

If I live that long, I'd like to be banned from places for farting. Actually, no, I'd like to be banned from places for shooting people, but I'll accept farting.



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