Adverts Yet Again

You know the current advert for the AA? It's the one with the woman who picks her son, Tom, up from school and then proceeds to tell him about how she managed to switch her car insurance "online". Well, seeing as she gets home in less than 30 seconds, wouldn't it be better if she let the little fucker walk? And if she didn't go on such a crappy school run every day, I'm sure her insurance would be less as well.

The other one that's bothering me at the moment is the one for Andrex. Listen carefully to the female voice over that comes in about three-quarters of the way through.

I'll wait.

Heard it? She says it's ever-lasting, and it's blatantly not. I think I might send Kimberley Clark World Wide a pair of soiled boxer shorts and ask them to explain themselves. Or a shit-stained puppy. Whichever fits better in the post.