Britain's Unluckiest Man?

According to this article, Britain's unluckiest man, "as a child... fell off a horse and cart and was run over by a delivery van. As a teenager, he fell from a tree and broke his arm. On his way home from hospital - on Friday 13th - the bus he was in crashed, provoking another fracture in the same arm.

Since then, he's been hit by lightning twice, fallen victim to a rock-fall in a mine, has nearly drowned and has enjoyed three car crashes."

To top it all off, he recently fell down a manhole. I mean, who does that in real life? They've stopped doing that in comedy shows as no-one ever does it - like skidding on a banana skin - and now this! He's probably going to die while looking at a grand piano shaped shadow getting bigger on the street beneath his feet.