If Carlsberg Made Nightclubs

Okay, I know it's not a recent advert, but if you've seen this there may be something nagging at your mind. So. Carlsberg make great nightclubs? How come all three blokes leave without a single female between them then?

Also, and I've been looking for the new McDonald's advert (hikers on the moors looking for a missing member of their party, who they then discover in a McDonald's) as I wanted to say something like "McDonald's: food for selfish wankers". Unfortunately I can't find the advert, but the motto still holds true.