Taking The Piss

Thieves have stolen a urinal from a city pub. Genius.

When we were in Edinburgh many years ago, we managed to nick two brass pushplates, a self-closing mechanism (from a different door) and pretty much everything on the table from a Pizza Hut just up from the Gilded Balloon where we were working at the time. To be fair, Jim had just fixed their Ice Cream Machine, so we considered it a kind of bartering. A bartering process that they weren't aware of, yes, but bartering all the same.