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Hello My Dear
I am Mrs Jeanette Ogasu, please I need your help in this lucrative business that I am about to present to you, since after the death of my late husband Mr. Abraham Ogasu of Niger Delta Area of Nigeria, who was the paramount leader of the Niger Delta Developing Communities and during his time, he did governs with sense of humanity and peace.
I know we have not met before but I am contacting you with due sense of humanity responsibility and the few awareness that you will give it a mutual understanding. I am soliciting for an assistance to move a secured consignment (trunk box) with the sum $2.5 million United States Dollars to your country for investment. These funds is presently in a security company in United Kingdom for safety since on the 12-2-2009. The real content of the consignment was not declared as it was kept as Family Legacy by my late husband, I need you as partner to assist in transferring the fund and provide good investment plans for it.
The fund will be under your investment control for three years during which only the profit will be shared annually 70% for me and 30% for you annually. I am a Christian with the fear of GOD in any thing I am doing, so please I want us to build trust to each other. I will appreciate your urgent response as soon as possible for further directives on how to achieve this transaction successfully.
Thanks in anticipation of your response.
Thanks
Best regards
Mrs. Jeanette Ogasu
NB
Please reply through {jeanetteogasu@ymail.com}
Dear Mrs Ogasu,
Thank you for taking the time to contact me. Unfortunately your email seems to have come through to the wrong person as I too was the wife of Mr. Abraham Ogasu - but I am having trouble getting his personal safety deposit box *out* of the country.
Perhaps we could meet up to swap boxes? I believe the one I have is also filled with US$2.5million. Or cats. It could be anything to be honest, as it's the deposit box Mr Ogasu used to share with that nice Dr Shrodinger and I won't know what's in it unless I open it.
I have no interest of investing the money, but instead will spend the money on a fine selection of hats and scarily loud shirts.
If you can forward your bank details to me, I would appreciate this greatly.
Many thanks for your time
Mrs Odette Ogasu
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3 Comments:
You have altogether too much time on your hands.
very amusing :)
What?? I too am Mrs Ogasu. I too have a box with over 5 million inside. I will glady exchange boxes for your box and the small sum of 1 million dollars. You will make over a million profit, for your time.
Forward your bank details to me, I would appreciate this greatly.
I also will accept certified checks,
Thank you,
Ms. FourOneNine Ogasu
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