"Climate Deniers Are Paedos"

In a story likely to offend pretty much everyone, it's nice to know that you can rely on the Church to really put the cat amongst the pigeons.

The Bishop of Stafford, Gordon Mursell, wrote in a parish letter that not tackling global warming meant people were "as guilty as" Josef Fritzl.

I didn't realise you were a scientist specialising in the environment, there Bishop, as you obviously must be to put forward such a challenging view. Although as you are a Bishop, I will bow to your superior knowledge about paedophilia and child abuse.

You fucking idiot.