Gordon Brown On Drugs

Which is something we've all suspected, but tragically not the true subject of this story. Brown has been pontificating today on something he knows nothing about. Again.

On GMTV this morning, Brown said: "I have always been worried about cannabis, with this new skunk, this more lethal part of cannabis."

Hmm. You've always been worried about cannabis? Even since you were a child? Interesting parents you had there Gordy. I was more worried about imminent nuclear war when I was a kid, but that probably says more about me than it does about you.

"Lethal part of cannabis". Lethal? Well that would be pretty strong stuff. Not entirely sure I agree with it being lethal mind. Nor would this lot who quote the US Government: the lethal dose of marijuana is either about one-third your body weight, or about 1,500lbs depending on which agency you believe, consumed all at once.

Here's a fucking plan Gordy baby, why not legalise all drugs rather than trying to ban every fucking thing under the sun? Then you can tax them! And the added bonus is, you'd stop criminalising everyone who bought cannabis for medical reasons or leave them open to the oft-mentioned path to "harder" drugs. But hey, if they do go down that path, tax them! It's the gift that keeps on giving you pointy headed cunt.