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Rather depressing news today. Not only the comedy related below and the spectacular intrusion into privacy mentioned below that. No. It's murder out there. Everywhere.

Wife tries to kill husband using anti-freeze. And I think the first mistake she made was googling for information about poisoning first. Then not clearing her cache.

What you should have done love, was send hubbie out to retrieve a kid's football and let one of your neighbour's stab him to death instead.

Or, alternatively, tell him to go for a walk in a park. At night. Alone. Which seems to have beem pretty successful over the past few months.

Alternatively, you could have just booked him a holiday to Kenya.